DANGER!

I should not, under any circumstances, be allowed to like a boy. It makes me a crazy person.

Observation.

Upon review...

My finding the only straight boy at the gay bar was not all that impressive...

I mean, he was the ONLY one...it's not like there was much competition going on...

Sigh.

The events of last night...

Gay bar. Walked into a SEA of hot men....
Gay karaoke is the BEST karaoke.
I found the only straight boy! (Pats self on back)
Jono got hit on by a genuine Nazi...Allison and I had to save him...
I lost my phone. Asked the bartenders and called it 800 times. No dice.
10 minutes from home, they FINALLY answered it...but aren't open again until Monday night.
Fail.
But the night overall?
WIN!

Idiot Alert!

So...

I was just watching TV, and a Fruit of the Loom Commercial was on, and the fruit were singing a song and they said "Our fruit is of the loom, not of the tree" And I was like, What the hell does that mean? THEN, it hit me....OOOOOOOHHHHHHH! After 28 years of life, I finally figured out what the hell Fruit OF THE LOOM meant.

Like I said. Idiot.

What I did today...

Woke up at 6am and peed.
I couldn't go back to sleep, so I turned LOST back on (that I had fallen asleep watching).
Fell back asleep after maybe 30-45 minutes.
Woke up at 9:30am and laid there drifting in and out until 10.
Turned on the Golden Girls, like I do EVERY morning.
Played FarmVille on Facebook.
Got ready and went to work a little early (noonish) to do some stuff on my laptop and so I could get iced coffee.
Worked
The first half of my workday sucked...I was grumpy and frustrated and everyone was getting on my nerves.
Jono came to see me at work.
Took a few deeps breaths...then Adam, John, and Sam came in to work and things got WAY more fun.
Went to Target for string cheese. Saw some pico de gallo and got inspired.
Came home
Did my 2nd strength training workout of the week (legs! OUCH!)
Cooked dinner - Chicken and pasta mixed with pico de gallo...DELICIOUS! (Also remembered how much I HATE cooking chicken breasts...I always end up having to cut them into chunks so they'll cook all the way through...then I feel like a failure...sigh...BUT it did fit in with my Kinetix diet...more on that later....
Did the dishes...the roomie will be impressed.
Chillin' now.
Soon to bed.
Love today.


(P.S. I need a new blog layout...suggestions are greatly appreciated...)

(Don't) Bite Me!

I need to stop biting my nails. I am rarely conscious of this act until it's too late...much like a drunk girl at a party with cute, persuasive boys...you catch my drift?

I have the stuff that tastes awful to put on them. There are two problems with this, however.

1- I can't eat ANYTHING with my hands without getting totally disgusted by the taste of my nails.

2 - I tend to just endure the bad taste until I have licked it off and then continue to bite my nails anyway. Seriously. I've done this since I was a kid.

I can't seem to find the proper motivation to stop. And telling people to yell at me about it doesn't help. I just get really annoyed with them and wish they would just mind their own damn business.

But I will try. Again. Tomorrow.

I give myself very good advice...but I very seldom follow it...

I never take much stock in Horoscopes, but sometimes they really do give me encouragement....

July 19, 2009
Cancer (6/22-7/22)
After a busy spell and lots of new beginnings, your life is entering a period of many terminations. The good news is that nothing is going to be over that doesn't need to be over. The people who are good for you and represent a positive force in your life aren't going anywhere! Transitional periods like this can be difficult, but you are blessed with an emotional intelligence that helps you see that things happen for a reason in life. This will make you stronger -- for sure.


More to come on this later...